Our kids.

-Glad, you are here. I needed to talk to you about something.

-Okay, but make it fast. I have to return to work.

-I'll do my best. Because it is very important. And I need you to listen to me.

-(not again)...

-Remember that book I gave you in Christmas?

-Suuureee... I, I loved it. Why?

-Well I was reading it the other day and now everything makes sense..

-What do you mean?

-Well. You are not bonding enough with our kids. You never prioritize the family. And I have reasons to believe that you might be cheating on me.

-Honey, I don't want to take more of this crap from you.

Just so you know. I did read the book and let me explain you what Dawkins says, on chapter 9, i think it is.

Men. Since the beginnings of humanity have left the women in charge of their offspring. This is not something wrong nor irresponsible. It is simply part of nature. Women also would like men to take care of the children and that becomes a subtle battle. Besides, I work all day long and you spent your days in the gym, with your friends and shopping. (Not to mention with the yoga teacher).

If you'd understand better what he expressed. That this concept isn't fully applicable to humans because of social and culture influences. You'd understand that this is the natural order of things. I work. You take care of our kids.

-But...

-As I was saying, you have to accept it and don't blame on me something as foolish as this. And as far as whether I am cheating on you or not. I thought that when you married me you understood that I was going to be loyal to you for the rest of my life.

You cant go around saying that if a book generalizes something about males. Then every single guy in the planet is going to follow it. Or has been following it.

These are merely theories mostly based on animals. Animals that dont have the ability to rationalize as we do...

So now. I am going to leave. And I hope you enjoy eating lunch by yourself. Cause I got a lot of stuff going on to handle a neurotic wife like you. Who believes everything she reads. And worststl, doesn't even grasp the meaning of whatever it is she is reading. Okay?

-But.. But... I'm Soorryyy!!

-(fortunately it all went as planned. Now, I am going for lunch with my secretary. Who understands me. Who doesn't expect much from me. And who by the way has the best body I've ever seen)...